Mammi eyarport par nagn ho jati hai aur apne seksi dard bhare sharir ki malish karti hai

On the way to America for nearly six weeks to make content with the SSBHM God UncleM0therFucker, I had some seriously heavy luggage which was making my battered body ache like hell! So I took myself off to the facilities, got naked and massaged a special concoction of CBD balm, Voltarol gel, Musselflex gel, Rescue Remedy cream and CBD serum (costs about £70+ to buy the relevant tubes to mix together) into my bum, hips and thighs to stop them hurting so much. It works a treat, but my fucking god, how I'd love someone else to give me a proper massage! Any volunteers?